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Hey, I'm Brittany S. Pierce. No, I'm not related to Britney Spears (she wishes). I rule William McKinley with an iron horn as the Senior Class President. I also do my thang as a member of the cheerios and the glee club. I have two kitties, Charity and Lord Tubbington, and I love them as if I hatched them myself! I'd really like to be elected the Dancing Queen one day, but, until then, I have no problem talking to any of you commoners. Right now, I live with Rory: the foreign exchange student! I'm taken by the wonderful and amazing, Santana Lopez.


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saradae14 said: i loveeeee your blog love

Thanks, sweetie! My blog loves you back.

I’m too busy protecting my queen, Charity, from her kitty daddy to make a welcome post right now, but… good morning saradae14, the Brittany S. Pierce blog says hello!


kurtandblainearemylife said: You're way cute.

And you’re way sweet!

How’re you, Morgan?


talktosantanalopez said: text: I guess not, but I can come back to Lima. I know Tubbs will miss me. text: You're corrupting me, Britt. Soon I won't even try to feel you up while we watch movies.

text: Hopefully he’ll be all fathered up by then. It might not even matter though ‘cause we probably can’t keep all the little babies.

text: That’s right, but then I’ll start trying to get jiggy during movies. It’s a corruption seesaw.


Anonymous said: Do you have a role model?

The Pillsbury Doughboy! I don’t think I’ll ever make rolls as good as his though. He’s like, an expert.


talktosantanalopez:

Do we need to get her special pregnant cat things? We better keep an eye on Tubbington, that cat’s had an “I don’t want to pay child support” look on his face for days.

I don’t think so. We’re just supposed to make sure she’s eating smaller and more frequent meals and eating the right kind of food. Then, when she’s about to push to babies out, we have to make her a nest. I don’t know if she’ll be able to climb up that high by then though.

I’m kind of just pretending he’s not the father for now ‘cause that’s incest and we went over that when I gave him the talk, so he totally knew better. I tried to put him on time out, but I think he escaped to Rory’s room.


talktofinnhudson replied to your post: Stay tuned for some super exciting news, guys!

Is congratulations the right thing to say or… I mean, unplanned pregnancies can be a problem I know.

Totally!

I didn’t get to see anything giving birth in spring, but summer’s almost as good!


Stay tuned for some super exciting news, guys! 

So, Charity’s been looking a little she needed to cal Jenny lately and I figured it was just Lord Tubbington’s bad influence or something, but when San came over yesterday she said that the little princess might be pregnant!

And when we took her to the vet this morning, he said Santana was super smart (100% true) and that she was right.

I don’t really know who the kitty daddy is. My little sister’s going through some CSI phase though, so i’ve got her working the case. Anyway, the super exciting news is (spoiler alert!) Charity’s got kittens in her oven!


Anonymous said: Is Lord Tubbington a virgin?

No, I’m pretty sure he gets a lot of tail.

He’s a real cat’s cat.


talktosantanalopez said: text: Maybe you should concentrate on school next year. We'll figure it out. text: Speaking of making out, there's auditions for the Lima production of Beauty and the Beast. Want to have a date night and watch the movie? I'll probably try and convince you to get our lady kisses on during it.

Text: Maybe, but I don’t think a lemonade stand once in a while would hurt my grades.

Text: I see my bad-girl influences are totally working. Of course I wanna have a Disney date night! And maybe I’ll let you seduce me this time, who knows?


talktosantanalopez replied to your post: Tell us a cute story about Santana.

You’re never going to let that go, are you?

I don’t know what you mean, San. It’s just a story.

talktosweetsugarmotta replied to your post: Tell us a cute story about Santana.

Ever think about becoming an author?

I’d totally be into it if people were into stories about Santana and my cats, but I don’t they would be.